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Friday, 18 December 2009


Here are the excuses so far for not swimming on Christmas Day:

'I've got a poorly hand and don't want to get my sling wet.'

'The Christmas lunch doesn't cook itself you know.'

'The doctor says I've got to keep my vest on.'

'I did something in the gym last week and I still don't feel right.'

'It's below my minimum safe altitude.'

'Elfs can't swim.'

'The water cooler needs servicing.'

'I can't find my trunks.'

'My new watch isn't waterproof.'

...any more???

Mr Cook takes his role as senior lifeguard and towel steward very seriously.

'Mad as a fish!'

Ladies...calm yourselves!...please form an orderly queue.

See you there!

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